Some of our fireworks from last night.
So youre gonna tell me that you dont have no black cats, no roman candles, or screamin me me’s? you aint got no lady fingers, buzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zipidy doo das, crap flappers? youre tellin me you aint got no whistling bung holes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honky lighters, hoosker do’s, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers (with or without the scooter stick), or one single whistling kitty chaser?!
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