Maiya Mayhem

May 23

Patterns.

Patterns.

May 22

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(Source: theprivatethoughtstour)

May 21

exceptionallyaustin:

tangledinwordsandyarn:

exceptionallyaustin:

snakewife:

psychick:

prairie-homo-companion:

umajanelaaberta:

iridessence:

fuckyeahfatdykes:

sixtyforty:

deeplezstonerwitch:

majoredinpost-its:

August chub rub

life :/

fucking summer is upon us, the season of sweaty chub rub, how many pairs of pants will my thighs render inappropriate for the office, i have a zit on my inner thigh already and it HURTS SO BAD.

Deodorant on the inner things changed my lyfe! Fuk chaffin

+baby powder and cornstarch

Better than any of this - I use monistat chafing cream which is $5 which can add up but HOLY FUCK a dime amount on each thigh lasts all day

i have scabs. already

TMI but whatever nobody knows about my tumblr but people I am okay being imperfect in front of. THANK YOU TUMBLR FOR AFFIRMING THAT THIS IS NOT A STUPID SHAMEFUL THING, even though I am weirdly stupidly ashamed of it. Sometimes, body issues. :c
I love dresses and skirts! I have many, and I keep getting more. They are kind of freeing and cool for warm weather, except for the whole thing where if I do not have a buffer between my thighs they become awful. I own spanx not for their slimming/smoothing properties, but entirely to keep my own fucking legs from wearing holes into each other. Do you know what is not freeing and cool? A pair of spanx. Tights and hose are also awesome, but also not particularly freeing, as my tushie is vast like mountain, and finding ones that just…fit is a rare thing.
I’ve often thought that I should just get some lighter bicycle shorts, but I will also try some of these other ideas IT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME THAT THEY WOULD JUST. MAKE PRODUCTS FOR THIS.

Deodorant on thighs: I have not tried this but might, just to see how it goes.
Monistat anti-chafing cream: Not a miracle, but still pretty effective; like a good 85% relief. A really good option.
Cutting a pair of leggings into a pair of bike shorts for under my dresses: my no-shame this-is-a-thing-I-do-as-plan-A-mosta-the-time solution.

what kind of deodorant works the best? does anyone know, like dry or gel or roll on? thanks for this btw, it makes me feel a lot better about myself

I’ve tried several kinds of deodorant, dry, in the formulas best for sensitive skin, and it didn’t do a thing.  It actually made it worse!  I think might just buy leggings to cut up for the sole purpose of dress wearing.  Wearing pants (because my shorts ride up) in 90+ degree weather with high humidity just isn’t fun.

really? I mainly want to know because my thighs get chafed when i go running because my running shorts aren’t enough fabric(and when i run during the summer it can get pretty bad with miami heat/humidity)

Fuck deodorant and baby powder and cornstarch.  I CANNOT RECOMMEND SKIN DURA ENOUGH! It’s fucking amazing. One 2oz tube has lasted me over a year and I wear skirts and dresses every day. It doesn’t sweat or wear off. And on the rare occasions I forget to use it, I apply it to my painful chubrub and the rash is gone within a couple of hours but the relief is instant. Run, don’t walk to the checkout. Seriously, it’s the best.

exceptionallyaustin:

tangledinwordsandyarn:

exceptionallyaustin:

snakewife:

psychick:

prairie-homo-companion:

umajanelaaberta:

iridessence:

fuckyeahfatdykes:

sixtyforty:

deeplezstonerwitch:

majoredinpost-its:

August chub rub

life :/

fucking summer is upon us, the season of sweaty chub rub, how many pairs of pants will my thighs render inappropriate for the office, i have a zit on my inner thigh already and it HURTS SO BAD.

Deodorant on the inner things changed my lyfe! Fuk chaffin

+baby powder and cornstarch

Better than any of this - I use monistat chafing cream which is $5 which can add up but HOLY FUCK a dime amount on each thigh lasts all day

i have scabs. already

TMI but whatever nobody knows about my tumblr but people I am okay being imperfect in front of. THANK YOU TUMBLR FOR AFFIRMING THAT THIS IS NOT A STUPID SHAMEFUL THING, even though I am weirdly stupidly ashamed of it. Sometimes, body issues. :c

I love dresses and skirts! I have many, and I keep getting more. They are kind of freeing and cool for warm weather, except for the whole thing where if I do not have a buffer between my thighs they become awful. I own spanx not for their slimming/smoothing properties, but entirely to keep my own fucking legs from wearing holes into each other. Do you know what is not freeing and cool? A pair of spanx. Tights and hose are also awesome, but also not particularly freeing, as my tushie is vast like mountain, and finding ones that just…fit is a rare thing.

I’ve often thought that I should just get some lighter bicycle shorts, but I will also try some of these other ideas IT NEVER OCCURRED TO ME THAT THEY WOULD JUST. MAKE PRODUCTS FOR THIS.

Deodorant on thighs: I have not tried this but might, just to see how it goes.

Monistat anti-chafing cream: Not a miracle, but still pretty effective; like a good 85% relief. A really good option.

Cutting a pair of leggings into a pair of bike shorts for under my dresses: my no-shame this-is-a-thing-I-do-as-plan-A-mosta-the-time solution.

what kind of deodorant works the best? does anyone know, like dry or gel or roll on? thanks for this btw, it makes me feel a lot better about myself

I’ve tried several kinds of deodorant, dry, in the formulas best for sensitive skin, and it didn’t do a thing.  It actually made it worse!  I think might just buy leggings to cut up for the sole purpose of dress wearing.  Wearing pants (because my shorts ride up) in 90+ degree weather with high humidity just isn’t fun.

really? I mainly want to know because my thighs get chafed when i go running because my running shorts aren’t enough fabric(and when i run during the summer it can get pretty bad with miami heat/humidity)

Fuck deodorant and baby powder and cornstarch.  I CANNOT RECOMMEND SKIN DURA ENOUGH! It’s fucking amazing. One 2oz tube has lasted me over a year and I wear skirts and dresses every day. It doesn’t sweat or wear off. And on the rare occasions I forget to use it, I apply it to my painful chubrub and the rash is gone within a couple of hours but the relief is instant. Run, don’t walk to the checkout. Seriously, it’s the best.

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May 20

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May 15

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nailburgerlar:

“DIY nails with Orly Haute Red and Pretty & Polished Freedom Calling topped with SV. I supposed I was feeling very patriotic today.
My burger is also DIY. I made a California burger. I marinated the chicken all day in teriyaki sauce and then grilled it. Topped with swiss cheese, grilled pineapple slices, avocado, red onion, tomato, lettuce and a squirt of mayo on an onion bun. I give it a 9/10. It could have used some bacon of course!”
Of course it could’ve used some bacon Maiya Mahem! When is that not true?!

nailburgerlar:

“DIY nails with Orly Haute Red and Pretty & Polished Freedom Calling topped with SV. I supposed I was feeling very patriotic today.

My burger is also DIY. I made a California burger. I marinated the chicken all day in teriyaki sauce and then grilled it. Topped with swiss cheese, grilled pineapple slices, avocado, red onion, tomato, lettuce and a squirt of mayo on an onion bun. I give it a 9/10. It could have used some bacon of course!”

Of course it could’ve used some bacon Maiya Mahem! When is that not true?!

May 14

circlemaze:

Bless this post.

Totally! I’ve got flaming red hair, freckles and pale skin and my last name is Salazar. 

circlemaze:

Bless this post.

Totally! I’ve got flaming red hair, freckles and pale skin and my last name is Salazar. 

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May 12

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omerklein asked: Hi!! My name is omer klein, nice to meet you. Sorry if this question bothers you but I really must ask you something. I am working on a new mobile app and I am looking for some people that can help me spread the word about it... We have created a unique system in which you'll get a link - and every time you'll send it to someone I can count it and then pay for it at the end of the week/month. Is there a chance you can help me with this?? Thanks a lot!! Omer Klein:)