Maiya Mayhem

My baby is 8 years old today! It simultaneously feels like it’s been 5 minutes and 20 years since he’s been born.

boyirl:

Petra Mrzyk & Jean François Moriceau

boyirl:

Petra Mrzyk & Jean François Moriceau

janefoster:

one of the dining halls on campus regularly serves a dish called “pork soft corn taco” but try as i might

i always accidentally say “softcore porn taco”

So I’ve been doing a 100 Days of Tea Challenge on Instagram where I’m drinking at least one cup of tea a day for 100 days. If you know me, this really isn’t much of a challenge. Anyhow, I started when there were 100 days left in the year and today is the 25th day. Here is a collage of my teas so far.
Mostly the challenge is “How to Photograph a Cup of Tea Everyday for 100 Days and Make it INTERESTING.”

So I’ve been doing a 100 Days of Tea Challenge on Instagram where I’m drinking at least one cup of tea a day for 100 days. If you know me, this really isn’t much of a challenge. Anyhow, I started when there were 100 days left in the year and today is the 25th day. Here is a collage of my teas so far.

Mostly the challenge is “How to Photograph a Cup of Tea Everyday for 100 Days and Make it INTERESTING.”

fantasticallyweirdshit:

Technically this monstrosity is a Bloody Caesar, a Canadian variation on the classic Bloody Mary.
includes a whole roast chicken, a bacon cheeseburger, a pulled pork mac & cheese hot dog, chicken wings, a slider, one triumphant pickle spear, roasted veggies and a whipped cream-covered brownie.

fantasticallyweirdshit:

Technically this monstrosity is a Bloody Caesar, a Canadian variation on the classic Bloody Mary.

includes a whole roast chicken, a bacon cheeseburger, a pulled pork mac & cheese hot dog, chicken wings, a slider, one triumphant pickle spear, roasted veggies and a whipped cream-covered brownie.

My sister made this fortune teller for her boyfriend. #winwin

My sister made this fortune teller for her boyfriend. #winwin

whovianwithabeard:

strikecolors:

I want this so badly! :D

Aw, he looks so happy


Okay, who’s going to buy this for me during my 100 Days of Tea??

whovianwithabeard:

strikecolors:

I want this so badly! :D

Aw, he looks so happy

Okay, who’s going to buy this for me during my 100 Days of Tea??

Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am. My attitude depends on who you are.
Frank Ocean (via fuckreiva)

onyeplaysdrums:

ITS FROM FUCKING JURASSIC PARK WHAT THE HELL TUMBLR

judydense have you seen this??! Dying…
Being fit is being skinny you idiot, being athletic and flexible is a whole different thing, you don't have to skinny to be athletic but you do have to be skinny to be fit
Anonymous

fitvillains:

size10plz:

girlgrowingsmall:

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"Fitness." Merriam-Webster.com. Merriam-Webster, n.d. Web. 28 Dec. 2013. <http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fitness>.

I don’t know what prompted you to send me the dumbest message I’ve received in at least 6 months, but nowhere in the Merriam-Webster dictionary definition of “fitness” do I find the word “skinny.” Even synonyms for the word “fitness” focus 100% on health attributes as opposed to size attributes. So I’m sorry if you have this deep seeded complex that refuses to allow you to accept that, from all standpoints of medicine, science, and flat out fact, fitness is irrelevant to body size. That really sucks for you that your brain is struggling to let you come to terms with that. However, it is also 100% not my problem.

tl;dr: Blow it out your ass.

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A world of fist pumps! Yayayay!

mykind9, I always think of you when I see shit like this. You are the fittest person I know and obviously have the biggest, greatest booty.

troyesivan:

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